Whenever I acquire a bag of gummy bears, I become a child.
Sometimes, they enter gummy bear relationships and kiss each other. Awwwww.
Sometimes, I smush them and watch them spring back up. Those little buddies are resilient!
But my favorite way to play with gummy bears is by...
Biting the head off one bear and transplanting it onto another bear's body.
Mutant gummy bears are awesome. They are so much cooler than normal gummy bears.
Mutant gummy bears talk funny. They say really weird things.
Mutant gummy bears enjoy discussing poop. My only problem with this is, once they do, I lose my will to eat them.