Bearnicorn for President

I have found a worthy candidate for the presidency of the United States. His name is Bearnicorn.

"But bearnicorns cannot run for president. Only humans can," you say. Well think again! Bears, especially bearnicorns, behave better than many politicians.


Here are eight reasons why you should vote for Mr. Bearnicorn in November:


1) He can protect you.

2) He loves everyone.

3) He doesn't let people control him.

4) His horn may or may not have magical properties.

5) He is honest.

6) His solutions to problems are simple and can be easily understood.

7) He is committed to excellence.

8) His speeches are incredibly inspiring.

Well, Mr. Bearnicorn will probably eat your legs either way, but if you vote for him, he will also eat politicians' legs.

So vote for Mr. Bearnicorn 2012!