Last night, I had a dream I moved into a giant apartment building in Virginia. My cousin appeared and said,
And I said,
And she said,
I asked if there was a faster way, and then we started flying through the sky. We flew over Dollywood.
Then we made it to my cousin's luggage. She had too much stuff. She had four guitars and a banjo. I said,
Then, we grew more hands and took it all back to Virginia.
I tried to move into my bedroom, but someone was already living in there. Her bed took up the entire room . She said,
Then she left. I got angry and walked outside. Then a guy asked me to paint him something. I asked what, and he said,
Suddenly I had a canvas the size of a wall. Then a girl walked up and said,
She wrote stupid motivational stuff all over my canvas.
I got really furious, and I had to get a new canvas. I tried to think of what to paint, and I decided to paint an alien spaceship stealing the dome off the capital building. I thought it would be funny. Then, I was standing outside the capital building and lo and behold, an alien spaceship flew in.
But instead of stealing the dome, it crashed into the front lawn.
I ran up to see if the pilot was okay, and Robert De Niro climbed out, yelling about how he was going to get fired and kicked out of the air force for crashing the spaceship.
He ran away. I looked inside the spaceship and found about thirty pairs of new shoes, all in my size.
I started to pick up a pair, then I saw a bomb in the backseat. It was about to detonate. I ran away and the spaceship blew up and sent shoes flying everywhere.
And then I woke up.
